Most things that catch my fancy I reblog here. I often get excited and/or upset. I say things in tags and have a large if a bit arbitrary tagging system. I update in huge bouts.
For christmas I wished for Stephen Fry and as we were eating our christmas dinner my dad made me go outside and back in and this is what I met
I’ve reached 300 followers! To say thanks, I’m doing a giveaway!
The Prizes
♔ Cool
♔ Avengers
♔ Things
OR
Info
♔ I will ship anywhere except for Asgard, Narnia, or Middle Earth. I don’t have enough money for that.
♔ You have a choice of either the three Avengers extras OR the Doctor Who extra. Not both.
♔ I will leave this up until 30 November 2012
♔ I’m going to be using a random picker thing so the more you reblog it, the more chances you have to win.
The Rules
♔ You don’t have to be following me, but if you are, you’ll get another mystery item in your box (maybe money! Wow so cool!)
♔ Likes count (but you can only like it once)
♔ You may reblog up to 5 times a day
♔ If you win you must respond to my ask within 24 hours or I will pick someone else
(via TumbleOn)DEAN LOOK I FOUND YOUR FAMILY
PEOPLE STILL REBLOG THIS?
WHY? IT WAS LIKE 4AM. IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
ASKJDHAKD
The Greatest Generation Talks Politics of the Day: Sh*t just got real. And hilarious.
(Not Safe For Work — expletives and old-people fist bumps.)
Paganini’s violin concerto performed with facial expressions (x)
I’m so confused rn
I’m so BRAFFED ABOUT THIS
WH-
???????????
what
Yes, I am a stereotype. One from a bad Katherine Heigl or Kate Hudson movie. (Sorry to be redundant.)
From the submitter:
I know this isn’t really “couples,” but every time I see this posted on Facebook, I cringe and want to smack some sense into the women perpetuating this crap.
What kinds of things is she trying to do before the microwave beeps? And how is this related to chromosomes?
OMG YOU do things while the microwaves going too!? I thought I was the only one! Tell me more about how special you are, you unique and beautiful snowflake.
Wow, a sense of humor, sarcasm, emotional complexity, forgetfulness, and math being harrrrrrd are clearly hallmarks of femininity, amirite?!
Whatever. I can fix this.
Yes, I’m a woman. I kick doors that clearly say PUSH, because sometimes that is the most fun way to make a badass entrance. I laugh harder after deadpan explaining to you why I wasn’t laughing before, because your confusion is hilarious and delicious. I count on my fingers to write haikus, but I can do algebra in my head. Sometimes I don’t hide the pain from my loved ones, and then they know how much it hurt me when they dropped that turkey on my foot. I don’t always warn people when it’s a long story, and then they wander away for some reason? I could give less of a fuck about most people. Before the microwave beeps, sometimes I pretend I’m dismantling a bomb, and open it with one second left. I’ll be honest, sometimes when you’re talking, I hear Charlie Brown’s teachers. Hugs are welcome, but keep in mind— I’m contagious, and you should probably ask first before you violate what may be personal limits about access to my space and my body. Yes, I’m a woman! Re-post if you, too, identify as female and/or femme, come on ladies.. <3
This is the most I’ve ever last laughed from a photoset. Wow.
I seriously haven’t said “Mashed Potatoes” correctly for weeks thanks to these photos. Same with Asparagus. I get weird looks at the grocery store.
Just reading it in my head, I didn’t find it very funny
BUT THEN I READ IT OUT LOUD and could get through any of them without peeing myself laughing
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as “cis” (via “MSNBC Talks To And About Trans People For An Hour, Doesn’t F*ck It Up” on autostraddle)
i can’t believe this was on tv.
progress yall!
Melissa Harris-Perry I love you and your amazing earrings.
